Road Rage or Therapy?

I am going away for the weekend. I will be driving for 800 miles so it should take between 12 and 15 hours to get there. How many cuss words do you think I will say? I am putting my guess at around 3 per hour. It is only fair to let you know the kids are going too so there will be the added "cut that crap out back there!" to go along with the "that asshole just cut me off!" Otherwise, I am an angel. It is the steering wheel that draws all impurities from your body through the mouth. It can be rather therapeutic. I am looking forward to my cleansing.