The Liar's Meme

I stole this meme from The Babbling Brooke again. I am one of her lurkers. She does crack me up and I found this meme to be absolutely hilarious. I just had to do it myself.

1. Which Hollywood celebrity have you had sex with the most often?
lately I would say...uh...hmmm...Adrien Brody!

2.For what is your term as President of the United States best remembered?
child advocacy reform

3.When you ran for a second term you were rejected by voters primarily for what reason?
I wanted to cut our losses and sell Louisiana back to France

4.From what is your fabulous wealth derived?
selling my exercise tapes called "Buns of Steel and Beyond"

5.What’s the name of the famous Hollywood movie for which you turned down the lead role?
Pretty Woman but Julia did okay

6.What famous person is your secret illegitimate child?
Jack Black

7.What do your lovers most admire about you?
my long legs and slender waist

8.If you were an athlete, what sport would you best excel in?
cross country running or figure skating

Boozie, you know you want to steal this meme