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If Roger Clemens decides to follow his buddy Andy Pettitte back to the NY Yankees, I am going to hire an old gypsy woman to put a hex on Roger Clemens to curse him with man boobs. Really really big ones too.
posted by Daphnewood @ 1:42 PM
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I have a full life that I intend to enjoy to my dying day! I have an exasperating but totally cute husband, 3 smarter-than-me kids and a huge extended family that may or may not be blood related. Be prepared to be confused. I know I am.
9 Comments:
He's already got 'em, hasn't he? The guy must be 85 and he is/was HUGE.
Hmmm...I like this curse...but would it make any difference to his playing ability?
Hehe. Deeeep Breaths Daphne.
btw, I have to email you about my Dad's dr appt.
i will be right there with wishes bad luck on him hehe!
Please extend your curse to cover the entire team.
Rick, until he officially jumps ship, Roger Clemens is still an Astros and I think he is perfect. But if he dares to cross over to the dark side then man boobs will be his fate.
Jade, thanks so much for de-lurking! I love to 'meet' new people. You have come to a very twisted place: twisted blogger and twisted readers/commentors ;)
Kim, oh I think Roger Clemens will always be able to strike out most batters but a 45 year old man who still frosts his hair has got to be vain and man boobs would be fatal.
Jay, I am having a baseball meltdown and it isn't even baseball season. Today Jeff Bagwell retired. I have been puffy-eyed all day. Please send me an email about your dad. Hubby is home tonight and he can translate for me.
Ryan, thank you my son. I knew I could count on you.
Al, it is rumored that Derek Jeter is already seeking the counsel of a plastic surgeon to discuss sudden fat pads in the breast area that were not on his chest yesterday. Now how did that happen?
I'm stinking that he'll do another 1/2 season for the strohs and then move in with Andy.
Andy, Roger, Baggy, all gone. Biiiiiggio, you far behind?
Go Yankees!
Mark is that you? You are the only person I know who likes to aggravate me about baseball. I do remember you made fun of Roger Clemens LAST season when he was an Astro! Have a safe trip home my friend. And if you are not Mark but an anonymous commentor who truly likes the Yankees, all I can say is "GO BOSTON!!!"
no hard feelings though ;)
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